Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky..............

If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in Kentucky.

If your Dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,you might live in Kentucky.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Kentucky.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Kentucky.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TRUE KENTUCKIAN WHEN: Vacation means going north or south on I-75 or I-65 for the weekend.

You measure distance in hours.

You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again.

You see people wearing camouflage at social events including weddings.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both doors unlocked.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend or wife knows how to use them.

"Down South" means Tennessee to you.

Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.

You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.

You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Kentucky