The Pizza Incident

Ok, so tonight Camille was in a really pissy mood. She wanted to go out with her friends but they all had better things to do, like clean the house. We had skipped lunch and were getting pretty hungry early. I didn't really want to go out to someplace nice to eat and spend a whol lot of money so after suggesting a few places and getting turned down, I ask if we can just order a pizza. To which I get a resounding NO! So we decide to hop in the car and go out to Qdoba, but on the way Camille says, lets just go to the mall so I can get some Chinese food. After looking at the variety of choices she says, I'm going to Sbarro for some stromboli. I head over to Great Steak for a large super steak, come back to the table and what do I find she has gotten? Pizza! Grrrr!